distractivity

Distractivity is what you’re doing when you get distracted from what you should be doing. It's generally what you want to do, often what you need to do, and arguably, what you’ll do best.

John wasn't making much progress on the company's annual report, so he welcomed the distractivity of working on his website.

by JohnGoodman January 25, 2010

Distraction Cake

Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.

Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)

by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009

Naruto Discord

Aka Naruto Wrld. A lovely server full of child predator mods and an owner who encourages these child predators by not taking action against them, even when presented with valid proof. Rather he bans anyone who tries to report child predators and groomers, he bans anyone who has an opinion too cuz that’s what short people who Scam children for money do. His mods are all pp riders who have no life and sit in front of their computer screens all day calling young girls kittens to get pics from them.💀💀

They also have a bot called god tree which is a Walmart version of tatsu, dank memer and mudae bot because they stole all of their commands from other bots. If you want mods to be all up on you the Naruto Wrld is the place to be, oh and if you’re an underage girl they will love you!

Peeeedoooo: I’m a moderator in Naruto discord, u should join and groom underage girls with me 🥰
Guy 2: you mean p3edo Wrld? I’ll pass

by Ohyeswow November 12, 2020

Un-disagreeablyifying

The process of making something unable to be described as unable to be agreed with.

Joe: Hey, you see that clown over there?
Matt: Yeah. Here's an un-disagreeablyifying adjective of it: it is a clown.
Jow: Wow. I mean, I can't disagree.

by Jar Dpo November 21, 2018

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

the most intellectual word imaginable.

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

by Aidag June 1, 2018

disrespectrum

A disrespectful range of varied but related ideas or objects, the individual features of which tend to overlap so as to form a continuous series or sequence.

Valerie: "Dude, you're kind of rude."

Geoff: "How so?"

Valerie: "You're insulting, rude, jerky..."

Geoff: "All part of my disrespectrum."

by Geoff AF May 12, 2010

Disappointment

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.

Austin breaking his nose sure was a disappointment

by FALLEN MC February 3, 2009