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Catting

The highly used alternative to sexting. Rather than sending nude pictures, one sends a feline of their choosing
Ted: Come on baby, I just want to see if they're really D36s
Mary: No, you know I'm a catter!
Ted: What's a catter?
Mary:It's called catting, I send pictures of my feline friends to horny men and women
Ted: Is it wrong if I'm still turned on by this?
by obeywalrus December 19, 2010
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cattle

A living, non-vampire that vampires keep for a blood supply. They do not bleed them dry but only take what is necessary so that the cattle can keep producing blood for them.
The cattle lived in intense fear of the vampires and the fear of dying or being made into one of them was what kept them from trying to escape.
by Justin July 5, 2004
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cattleya

Cattleya is the most sexy and pretty guy of the whole world.
Wow! Look at this guy! He s almost as pretty as Cattleya!
by J slab izb June 28, 2017
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Hump-Catting

A sport you'll invent because you'll be TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!

Similar to Bear-Blasting
After having consumed a rocket can of Powerthirst, the young man got the top score in Hump-Catting.
by BallisticJ October 8, 2012
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Wild cattin

When a female gets into a fight with another female and loses it.
Damn, did you see how bunifa and Caitlin were wild cattin?
by Kenzalicious August 25, 2016
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A pot calling a cattle black

A figure of speech for calling out a hypocrite. For shaming someone because they accused someone else on something the accuser is also accountable for.
Democrat: Man I hate Repulicans.
Republican: Yeah, I don't like you Democrats either.
Democrat: You are a hateful bigot for saying that.
Republican: Okay. And you are a pot calling a cattle black
by JustKeepingItRealMan March 7, 2019
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Cattle

from th3 latttin word CATTLOSE which of course refers to jewish slaves that helped build pyramids. Th3 term cattle refers to the very same jewish slaves.
Shit nigga, get them cattles outta my crib.
by king henry the 69th June 3, 2009
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