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CrouchClamp

A girl who keep's his guy on a leash. The girl who dominates in a relationship. Girl who pussywhips her guy.
Fuck, we lost our best friend to a crouchclamp!
by JoetheWordDog March 6, 2009
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crombie prommie

Someone who is prominent for wearing Abercrombie and Fitch and obsessing over it.
Oh god, here comes the 'crombie prommie! All she wears is Abercrombie and Fitch, and she uses all of computer lab time looking at the website!
by Benjamin Hawkeye Pierce August 24, 2008
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Cróibín

An anglicanization of an old Irish word to describe the male of the species who prefers his own gender.
"Look there's Justin. I just saw him eyeing up Ray. He's a real Cróibín"
by The real cróibín February 8, 2010
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Croobda

The polite term for a buddhist with crabs.
Robin: Yo, whys that guy scrathing his crotch instead of reincarnating?
Callum: Uhh he must be such a croobda
Michael:... i hate croobdas
by Spunkmuffin March 1, 2010
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cronbomb

A technique of writing a Unix cron job to perform a task sometime in the future. The task is usually somewhat malicious in nature, but is usually repaired with the same script in order to create an intermittent problem. This is ususally performed by disgruntled IT workers with root access to a Unix or Linux system.
A cronbomb would look like the following logic:

Example 1:
Remove critical line from apache server
Restart Apache knowing it will fail
Wait 10 to 15 minutes

Put critical line back

Example 2:
change the contents of a homepage/information page to display whatever image or contents you choose.
Wait 10 to 15 minutes

Change contents back to original contents

The key is returning the contents back to the original in a timely manor as to lead people to believe the issue has been resolved.

Repeat at whatever interval suits your situation. by waiting longer, say 2 - 3 months it will likely get more cycles before it is properly caught and repaired.
by weHaveNoWebMaster April 13, 2011
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Crouille

Marion is a crouille
by bonjourlescrouilles April 29, 2011
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CROMBORLIKUS

This CROMBORLIKUS does not smell good. Or of this world.
by Derp Throat July 29, 2012
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