Cone-dom

A special brand of profalactic, commonly used by people with traffic cone sized cocks, of course this makes their bell - ends oddly shapen but still rips vadge good and proper.

Robin: Aww man, i can never find any condoms that fit my traffic cone shaped willy!
Michael: Dont worry buddy - take this cone-dom!
Robin: Phew, youre a life saver buddy, my grannies coming over tonight you see, for a joint think.
Michael:.......

by Spunkmuffin March 01, 2010

poerda

The act of fisting a european womans anus.

"Woah, robin totally poerda'd that bitch!"

by Spunkmuffin December 03, 2009

Croobda

The polite term for a buddhist with crabs.

Robin: Yo, whys that guy scrathing his crotch instead of reincarnating?
Callum: Uhh he must be such a croobda
Michael:... i hate croobdas

by Spunkmuffin March 01, 2010

Think

A term used when you are caught masturbating

Mum: Robin! what are you doing?!

Robin (breathlessly): GET OUT MUM IM JUST HAVING A GOOD LONG THINK!!!

by Spunkmuffin March 01, 2010

Snowglobe

A snowglobe is a sex move in which a man coats his nut sack in cocaine and his a female snort/lick it off!
An expensive process but totally worth it on a romantic date

callum - "did you hear about matt and that haylz bird?"
darren - "yeah he totally got her to snowglobe him!"
callum - "paha what a sket!"

by Spunkmuffin August 24, 2010

glue

The act of having sex.

Liam: here, that fat ginger you shagged last night was mingin'
coco: Glues glue lad
Liam: fair play

by Spunkmuffin February 16, 2011