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carlitta

(car-lee-tuh), n. 1. a woman whose grand ass (booty) of epic proportions is sure to leave men broken-hearted and drifting. 2. a woman of exceptional intelligence, beauty, swag and style with a grand ass of epic proportions. 3. a woman with a grand ass of epic proportions, who has little regard for the feelings of the man (dude) who adores her and her grand ass of epic proportions most especially because she does not trust that he really does adore her and her grand ass of epic proportions. She is destined for a life alone. (More common alternate spellings: Carlita, Carletta)
That Carlitta sure has some snazzy boots on, but she's sure to break your heart.
by Sue D. Nhym May 12, 2014
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coligan

1) (n.) A severely complex oxymoron. One who has a innummerable body mass, yet, simply cannot pound the slightest bit of beer without passing out simultanously. Often this creature talks way too much trash to make him/herself feel better, will try to get with any person who has two legs and fail miserably, and is striving to earn an associate degree at a highly credible community college ( sarcasm ).

2) a worthless piece of shit
"Im fat and gay, or am I," said the wise coligan.
by gje January 9, 2005
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Did you see that band Coalition Of The Cause? Man, they love Jesus!
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Carli

She is the most amazing person. She has the kindest heart and is constantly looking for ways to help out. She's a little quirky at times but she always makes you smile.

Alot of people aren't privileged enough to meet a Carli, but if you ever do meet one, don't loose her. People are most likely jealous of a Carli, Carlis are great human beings and never brag about themselves around others. They are almost never insecure, and very kind to others. They have lots and lots of friends and are really popular for being kind + pretty.
Avery: there’s Carli

Lily: she gives me good vibes
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