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Coalition 

1. A government that was voted in by ignorant voters who decided to throw votes away by voting for a liberal party.

2. A term for a yellow tied MP on their knees in front of blue tied PM.
1. I voted for a liberal government! Oh wait we just got a conservative coalition, I didn't see that coming...

2. Omnomomommommmom, can I have a say yet? omonnomommononnmomm
Coalition by testing_the_line December 26, 2011
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coalition of fat gay retards 

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging
"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."

Coalition jumping 

A tactic used in Bytro's strategy games that allows you to have as much information and diplomatic manipulation of the map as possible using player-made coalitions.
"Quebec was coalition jumping, now they know my army location and size"

Coalition of the willing

Personal bitches of the Bush regime. See lapdog.
Their job is basically to take it up the ass when not sucking George Dubya's cock.

Coalition Bang 

When a group of individuals form a team to beat up or bang someone.
The nerds formed a coalition bang to beat up the bully.

Coalition of Glory 

An internet pseudo-religious organization formed of regular contributors to the Yahoo! Answers site, especially those in the Religion and Spirituality category.

It is a nebulous entity whose popularity, and even existence, waxes and wanes.

The Household of the Sun is a subgroup of The Coalition of Glory.
The Coalition of Glory will be hosting Donkey Church this week.
Coalition of Glory by Father Earl November 7, 2011

Coalition Of The Cause 

a local metal band using their musical skill to edify Christ
Did you see that band Coalition Of The Cause? Man, they love Jesus!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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