coligan

1) (n.) A severely complex oxymoron. One who has a innummerable body mass, yet, simply cannot pound the slightest bit of beer without passing out simultanously. Often this creature talks way too much trash to make him/herself feel better, will try to get with any person who has two legs and fail miserably, and is striving to earn an associate degree at a highly credible community college ( sarcasm ).

2) a worthless piece of shit

"Im fat and gay, or am I," said the wise coligan.

by gje January 9, 2005

Colgan Highschool

By far the whitest school school in Prince William County.

Chad: "Yo you see that chick with the pink hair?"

Brad: "She definitely goes to Colgan Highschool."

by Some kid from Colgan March 26, 2017

Colgan High school

Fake pregnancies, threats against a supposedly pregnant girl to push them down the stairs, troll colored hair, ultra gays, disgusting ass couples, shitty teachers, people backhanding speds, annoying theater kids, overzealous band kinds, kids calling teachers 'master', and school shooters a plenty.

Bret: "Step on my shoes again and I'll slap the shit out of you."
Tiffany: "Don't slap me I'm pregnant!"

Grey: "Yeah sure. You go to Colgan High School. Slap the shit out of her, Bret."

by saltysalamanderdicks April 6, 2017

Colgan Highschool

Trashy white school filled with emo, white, attention seeking, assholes (Which are apparently self diagnosed with depression). Every corner you turn in this giant ass white privileged school, there's a trashy p.o.s. rolling their eyes or sucking each other's faces. There's also that group of mideasterns that cluster together and are louder than the top 3 metal rock bands.

White kid #1: Yo!!! Dab on em!!!

Only black kid at the school: Saaahn chill.

White kid #2: (Dabs repeatedly)

(Only at Colgan Highschool)

by Some kid from Colgan April 7, 2017

Coliander

1. One who can be found running from illegal acts, often chanting the words, 'Shit, Shit, Shit.'
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.

Jimmy - Can we borrow your bag for a spot o' shopliftin'?
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!

by carthage March 9, 2009

Coligny

A small town in South Africa, North-West ,run by the 'Keyzers', like the Guptas, but smaller.

The people there also like hanging out at the hotel, drinking 'dop', and getting into bar fights.

Jannie: I can't believe i saw miss Pieters in Coligny's Hotel yesteday

Sannie: 'Kaksnaaks'
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Herman: Why are all the people in Coligny scared of the Keyzers?

Sipho: Because they 'kwes' us with their bullets, they are real 'kaffers'

by GrootBaas January 4, 2018

cooligan

A cool person who practices unruly behavior -- usually pertaining to various forms of debauchery.

Have you found any cooligans to go drinking with at your new job yet?

by paulb0t October 25, 2006