latex condo

1.A condominium made out of latex.
OR
2. What you get when you misread a condom wrapper.

Abe Simpson:Latex condo. Boy I'd like to live in one of those!

by Netmaster5k January 5, 2005

condom

A cum catcher not to be confused with a female orafice

Hey baby, I'm gonna put on a condom so as not to spill the spooge in ya.

by lonestar August 4, 2004

Condoleezza Rice

A Mexican dish

Paul: Why is my Condoleezza Rice so dry?
John: Is that really a question?

by yomama'smom January 27, 2010

Condom Magic Trick

When Your Banging A Girl While Wearing A Condom And When You Pull It Out The Condom's Gone!

Jeff:Yo! I Pulled A Condom Magic Trick on Alice Last Night!
George:Awesome!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008

concord

The location of the beginning of the American Revolutionary war. Where one of the lantern's ("One if by land, Two if by sea") that signaled Paul Revere's famed ride can be seen. Where American authors Louisa May Alcott, Henry David Thoreau, Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote their masterpieces. Speechwriter Doris Kerns-Goodwin lives there, famed marathoner Uta Pippig and gold-medal winner in women's hockey Lori Baker reside. As well as one-time world record holder in the one mile Noureddine Morceli.

Movies filmed there: "What's the worst that could happen?," "House Sitter," "Little Women," "School Ties."

A lovely gated community with only 16 reported crimes in 2003.

1. "I lived alone, in the woods, a mile from any neighbor, in a house which I had built myself, on the shore of Walden Pond, in Concord, Massachusetts, and earned my living by the labor of my hands only." -- Walden; Henry David Thoreau

2. "Tonight, what began on the commons in Concord, Massachusetts, as an alliance of farmers and workers, of cobblesmen and tinsmiths, of statesmen and students, of mothers and wives, of men and boys, lives two centuries later as America! My name is Josiah Bartlet, and I accept your nomination for the Presidency of the United States!" -- The West Wing

by kayano July 11, 2005

condom roulette

A military mess game where a number of condoms are filled with shots but one with spunk. The person is blidfolded, then has to choose a condom & drink it's contents!

The Officers played Condom Roulette after their meal

by Boltaction November 16, 2007

Condom Connoisseur

One who knows his or her way around the condom section on the local drug store to a frightening degree….

Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.

by umpa lumpa Dude July 5, 2006