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School computer

The shittiest machine ever.
can't do anything on this lousy machine
probably made by goblins in the year 10000000000000000 b.c. and then puked up by a yak and pooped out by a skunk
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN GLITCHY ITS PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
student: I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL COMPUTER!!!
teacher: YOU WERE UNMUTED!
student: DAMN IT!!!!
Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW!
by Lovecraftian_Horror#1 January 19, 2021
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Ironside Computers

Ironside Compunters (or just Ironside) is a company that makes computer using parts they find in their work space. Sometimes with their parts they will put their logo on them. Most people who found Ironside is from their sponsorships with youtubers / twitch streams for example iSorrowproductions.
Person looking for a computer: "I have been wanting to look for a pre-built computer, what is a good company that makes them?"
Person that has a computer from Ironside Computers: "You should get a computer from Ironside Computers and use code isowwer for 5% off."
by AdamNěco January 27, 2021
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Your Computer has virus

A type of person that tries to convince you that you have a virus and scammer makes it look like you "overpaid" for his "services" tries to guilt trip you to sending them tens of thousands of dollars
HELLO THIS IS DAVE FROM MICROSOFT !\

Yes, hi dave, my name is bob.

HELLO BOB, YOUR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS!
by OG Freakus April 12, 2021
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homeless computer virus

If someone speaks like a robot, they're a homeless computer virus.
If they move like an animatronic, they are also a homeless computer virus.
- beep boop skadoo bep geek

DUDE HE'S A HOMELESS COMPUTER VIRUS
by SlibbyDiddy February 24, 2021
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School computers

School computers are not something you really care about that much and even if you drop them it's okay. That is because they never break even if you drop them a thousand times and they are indestructible
by Adude...... November 15, 2021
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all in one computer

unlike the name says the all in one computer is not all in one. an all in one consist of a monitor, with the tower built in, a keyboard and a mouse.
person 1: hey i bought an all in one computer
person 2: awesome is it all one box
person 1: no it still has a separate keyboard and mouse it just has the computer tower built into the monitor
person 2: oh i see but that is still really cool
person 1: i know man thanks
by kevin e343 July 20, 2010
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why is my computer so slow

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
by hellothemeep March 19, 2020
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