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Communism Is Awesome, Capitalism Sucks
by 11 year old May 13, 2005
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Communist

a communist is a black guy who wants health care for all the illegal immigrants
by obama sucks ass and is stupid September 12, 2009
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communism

a movement "invented" by karl marx emphasizing shared resources and betterment of the whole of society, rather than a select lucky segment
communists wear drab, efficient clothing and dont drink coke
by cap buster April 17, 2005
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Communism

1. A mid-19th century fairy-tale by author Karl Marx that builds on the earlier fairy-tale of Socialism, and describes a society in which industries are motivated as effectively by the mystical concept entitled the "public good" as they are in the real world by the evolutionary principle of personal gain with no oversight to define the "public good" and no need for merits or reprimands.

2. An extreme form of collectivism in which everything is produced and distributed collectively and no attention is given to the need to decide what should be produced and in what quantities in any effective way, much less to the need to motivate anyone to actually produce it.
None. Communism does not exist. It is impossible. There are no historical examples. "Communist" countries like the USSR and China operate a system of brutal totalitarian Socialism, and openly admit that they "operate a Socialist system that will according to them eventually evolve into Communism". Communes and co-operatives that work within larger systems are NOT examples - these are private companies that are owned by their employees. They have a larger market to respond to in order to know what to produce, are profit-based, and have a system for firing free-loaders.
by EngineerofSouls July 7, 2010
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MAGA-Communism

MAGA-Communism is a term common term used by(and to describe) left-wing nationalist(usually american, other times russian or other countries) . maga communists believe in left wing ideals such as unionization and anti-capitalist revolution whilst retaining beleifs common among the right(conservative ideals such as the nuclear family, anti-LGBT beleifs, and strong patriotism).
you beleive in MAGA-Communism whilst I'm a self proclaimed Social-Democrat
by DubbyTL June 11, 2023
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tragedy of the commons

The idea that since no one owns a common are (e.g., a public park) that no one takes care of it
The rundown condition of the park was another example of the tragedy of the commons
by Robbo August 27, 2003
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venture communist

1: a venture capitalist with a socialist background.

2: a commie capitalist
And we present team Zero, the Venture Communists!
by Zeta March 15, 2005
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