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double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
by Sexydimma October 23, 2014
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Common Aidis L

The pinnacle of Ls. So bad that you have to be associated with Aidis. Reached Lord status.
"Where are you going to schoolies?" "Terrigal" "Where is everyone else going?" "Byron" "Common Aidis L"
"Who are you taking to formal?" "Saarah" "Doesn't she like Josh?" "Yes" "Common Aidis L"
"Can I come to Byron?" "Fuck off" "Ok" "Common Aidis L"
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Common Chest

The sexiest chest alive. Very attractive and slays in every possible way.
Oh yeah common chest is super sexy
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common closet

The real translation of the norwegian word "Fellesskap". The popular term is "conjointly"
Norwegian person talking in english: Okay, we will do this task in common closet.
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common sense

Literally the trait that is hardest to find in out modern world. So rare it may be a super power.
"wait, my common sense is tingling..." - Deadpool
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commonable

a human specifically of the female gender that is attractive enough to blow your load on.
that slut over there is commonable!
by Joshua Wittenberg March 13, 2009
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Common sense

Person 1:You need to use common sense
Person 2: whats a common sense?
by HecKer mAn January 17, 2019
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