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It's Common Sense

When this quote is said the speaker acts as a complete douchebag and make the person you are talking to feel like a complete dumbass. Can be said even when the subject is NOT common knowledge.
Student (on exam): "Teacher, we never learned how to find the graph of a logarithmic equation."

Teacher: "Well, it's common sense really."

Student (thinking): douchebag
It's Common Sense by (<SLimTHUG>) February 7, 2010
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The Common fuck 

Typically found in middle to highschool enviroment, and are the type of person that popular girls like, amd are probably smart, but procrastinate.

To find one, look for the living embodyment of the cinimon stick from the applejacks commercials.
Person 1 You see that group of fucks over there.
Person 2 *australian accent* Croiky the common fuck in its natural habitat.

Society Of The Lowest Common Denominator

The Society of The Lowest Common Denominator is a term I invented for the end result of Socialism and Politically Correct Pseudo Interllectual Fascism. It describes a society where everyone is condemed to the level of the slowest, weakest, most interlectually inadiquate and emotionally crippled.
You can't give an honest opinion on fedd back forms in case someone is offended? Talk about the society of the lowest common denominator!

dead common 

Used to describe something(or someone) completely ordinary with a sense of triteness and may be inferior in quality as well.

Using the word "awesome" to describe everything whether good or bad could be called dead common.
Cayman Crocs or any facsimile of them could also be called dead common.
A person who goes about saying awesome while wearing Crocs is definitely dead common.
"Look at that girl's attire!"
"Are you referring to the one wearing pedal pushers and Crocs?"
"Yes, isn't that just dead common?!"
dead common by LucyCat March 31, 2008

good common sense 

a new company that creates all natural skin care without synthetic chemicals and uses only essential oils for all scents.
I just bought some awesome bath bombs from Good Common Sense!
good common sense by Skincareguru October 4, 2016

Cure-to-the-common-cold

An example of something vital, or something forgotten
Steve: I feel like i forgot something
Joe: What'dya forget?
Steve: I dunno...probably something vital like the Cure-to-the-Common-Cold...

battle a common foe 

A new way of telling someone that you intend to take a crap.
"Man, I'll be right back...I gotta go battle a common foe."