chode

Chode, also spelt choad, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word chode however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word chode has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.

1) Ducas has a fat chode.
2) Last night your mom tongued my chode.
3) Quit being such a chode.

by ducas June 28, 2007

Chode

a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode

by doober June 12, 2003

Chode Lord

A person that is being a jerk, or one who gives into relationship related peer pressure.

Dan is being a total Chode Lord tonight because he's staying in to hang out with Becky!!!

by Rockjedi1138 March 10, 2007

Pineapple Chode

A pineapple Chode is when a chode is not so wide then really wide then not wide again.

Evyn had the most unatractive pineapple chode said Mrs. Nash ;)

by BigNipsWallace123 January 22, 2010

Chode

Not a cactus, not a couch, not a bowling ball, not a sink, not a lawnmower, im a code.
I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick.

(A dick that be short but be fat)

Im a chode im a chode im a chode

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

douche chode

A combination of Douche and Chode.

Bono from U2 is a Douche Chode!
Tom Cruise is a Douche Chode!
Johnny Depp is a Douche Chode!
Mayor Ray Nagin is a Douche Chode!

by Senor Snave June 19, 2006

Chodem Pole

See Chode. A play on the word Totem Pole, those big carved wood poles Native Americans carve into designs.

There's this kid in my homeroom and we call him chodem pole and also bet that he has a chodem pole.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003