Dick Cheney

When you blow your load on your friend's face and claim it was an accident.

Bonus points if they have incriminating evidence on you.

Sally better shut up about that shit or Jim is going to Dick Cheney her.

That asshole Dick Cheney'ed me, now I can't clean up this mess he left on my face.

by Tanker66 July 26, 2010

Dick Cheney

1. Pulling out and cumming on a girls face

2. Vice President of the United States under George W. Bush who famously shot his friend in the face and got the friend to apologize

He was having sex with her and totally dick cheneyed her! Her face was covered in spunk.

by dirty little girl October 18, 2010

Dick Cheney

A sexual act in which the guy blows his load on the girl's face, then forces her to apologize for standing in the way, through intimidation or otherwise.

Alec: So I Dick Cheney'ed that girl last night. She was in tears.

Eddie: Heh. Bitch had it coming.

by Breadfish March 13, 2011

Cheney

facial comeshot

There is some debate over whether this should be expected or unexpected.

"I'm going home with a bottle of champagne to play Cheney with my boyfriend."

-Violet Blue

by Serennissima February 17, 2006

Dick Cheney

she changed her name from evil cunt vein to Penis Lock, and later to dick cheney, and since then has this walking evidence of parasite power been screwing with you americans, and it's hard to watch your whole country just fade away because of this Dick.

if anything says anything evil, dicks' spirit has been involved.

by Max March 10, 2005

kenny chesney

Proof that God loves us and wants us all to be happy.

Kenny Chesney has the BEST fan club EVER!

by April Chesney August 23, 2005

Kenny Chesney

Mr. Chesney is an adult-contemporary singer disguised as a country singer... a fact that most people miss because 1) he wears a cowboy hat (to hide his bald head) and 2) Nashville sucks. Oh, and for all you clueless girls who find him hot, truth be told he really looks like a middle-aged turtle on steriods.

Screw Chesney, buy Dwight Yoakam's new CD "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. LONG LIVE YOAKAM!

by me April 25, 2005