Carling

The action of spiking a cupcake into the ground

Yo, want to join me and my friends in some Carling tonight?

by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024

Canking

Basically edging your shit, like turtlenecking it, letting the shit pop out a bit from your anus, but not letting it fall.

Dude I was canking all of last night, it felt so good

by M4tr1x March 20, 2024

Clarking

To shit your pans whilst running the Boston. Clarking can also be used in the context of someone who let out a Cleveland steamer or a good fart.

Holy shit dude… did you check instagram today Davis Clark was clarking his way across the finish line

by Bwadley Beterson April 15, 2024

Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate paradox wrapped in a hoodie and a messy bun. She's the epitome of 'tough chick' outside, slaying life's challenges with the grace of a ninja and the sass of a stand-up comic. But behind closed doors? Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions that would make even the most seasoned therapist raise an eyebrow.

She'll go from zero to 'hangry' in 2.5 seconds flat, with mood swings that could give a hormonal teenager a run for their money. Yet, despite her occasional bouts of irrationality, she'll make your heart swell with a love so profound it's like she's invented her own brand of emotional superglue.

Sure, she'll test your patience with her stubbornness and tease you relentlessly until you're begging for mercy. But in the end, she'll wrap you in a bear hug so tight you'll forget why you were mad in the first place. She's not just your girlfriend; she's your partner-in-crime, your emotional support hotline, and your personal comedian.

And when life gets tough, she'll be your rock, your guiding light in a sea of chaos. With her by your side, you'll feel like you can conquer the world, even if it's just conquering the pile of dishes in the sink. So buckle up, because with her, every day is a wild, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable adventure. But hey, at least you'll never have a dull moment!

Every guy needs a caring girlfriend to keep his life from turning into a sitcom.

Nyan always says he's the 'mastermind,' but we all know it's God, his caring girlfriend, who keeps their ship afloat

by God_is_I May 12, 2024

Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.

When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.

by God_is_I May 19, 2024

Caking

Describes something, usually a tangible thing, as large or exceeding average amounts. This is to the point that it’s are almost layering.

Person#1: Woah that’s a big stack of 20 dollars bills

Person#2: Yes sir this bitch caking!

by nawfside kilo February 18, 2026

Corking

Thrusting into the anus a finger, penis or dildo just as they orgasm

Corking makes for the most explosive orgasms

by Corky71 February 27, 2026