canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

Canking

Canking is a youtube from Birmingham, who normally ask the public questions such as, what race do you prefer and how do the mandem pull girls. You may see him in London, Stratford.

I just watched Canking, his channel is great you should check it out!

by n2humble June 24, 2018

Canking

Basically edging your shit, like turtlenecking it, letting the shit pop out a bit from your anus, but not letting it fall.

Dude I was canking all of last night, it felt so good

by M4tr1x March 20, 2024

cranking hoons

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.

Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons

by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

Canning Town

Area of the East End of London. Part of the borough of Newham.
Known as the birth place of countless of White English working class criminals.

'Pakis may run the gaff in Bethnal Green, but they don't f*cking do here!'
Canning Town native

by Beggie July 13, 2012

dumpster cranking

The act of "cranking one out" in a dumpster.

I just caught 2 hipsters dumpster cranking out back.

by metal forever June 11, 2018

Cranking 90s

A blanket term for Fortnite, meaning to push out walls in 90-degree turns, mostly to create cover from two sides.

After you're done taking lookout and pressuring your opponent from above, you can go back to cranking 90s.

by FL4ym3Burn December 1, 2019