luxury custard

Spunk, gism, sperm

How would you like some of my luxury custard?

by G-Star December 24, 2016

Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.

- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!

by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016

custard slug

The crusty whitish yellow stain left in a girls knickers from natural discharge

The custard slugs left in that girls knickers were so thick you could crack them over your knee.

by Firefan October 27, 2020

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

Custard cock

Dick cheese

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick

by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024

Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web

You're dads in my Custard Tree

by The custardodian March 16, 2012