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Covid-⍺ 

Read as “Covid-alpha.” Also known as the B.1.1.7 or “Alpha” variant. The UK or Kent variant is believed to be the second deadliest variant after the India variant to sweep across a number of countries—however, alpha patients are more than twice less likely to be hospitalized than their delta counterparts.
Covid-⍺, which is estimated to be 40%–80% more transmissible than Covid-19, is

believed to be more infectious because it contains mutations that make it better adapted to evade the immune system, thus allowing it to replicate and potentially find new hosts.
Covid-⍺ by MathPlus June 21, 2021
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Covid-19 

A respiratory disease that makes karens buy 300 rolls of toilet paper each, while my mom stocks up on wine!
Joe tested positive for Covid-19!
Covid-19 by . . . March 24, 2020
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Covid Pass 

A certificate that proves that someone had been corona-vaccinated, which would allow them to travel to many countries without having to quarantine before their departure and after their arrival.
Bob wasn’t allowed to board his flight because he forgot to bring along his Covid pass.
Covid Pass by Covido December 12, 2020

COVID-21 

The consequence of poor vaccine management and distribution; give the virus enough time and it WILL mutate beyond current inoculation antibody production targets.
Coming soon to a planet near you, COVID-21
COVID-21 by YAWA February 7, 2021

COVID-13 

A surge in infections and deaths on a Friday the thirteenth, compared to the figures on other dates, which led the authorities to wonder whether the most fearful or unluckiest date in the calendar in the developed world was a catalyst to the higher infection and mortality rates.
Whether COVID-13 victims suffered a double whammy or not is a topic of discussion suited for numerologists and astrologers rather than for scientists and politicians.
COVID-13 by Covido November 16, 2020

Covid/19 

Covid/19 a diesise cause because of China and their animalistic ways
Covid/19 by Capone37482747 April 27, 2020

Covid dick

The opposite of whisky dick.

When a male is deprived of sexual intercourse due do covid or other uncontrollable actors of god but, not typically prone to premature ejaculation.
Bekah: last time he lasted forever but , i don’t know...last night was awful! He must have had Covid dick.

Karen: Covid dick?

Bekah: He nutted in me like right away!