cooking up

preparing for a shot of heroin

Sick Boy: Say something Mark.
{shouting}
Sick Boy: Fucking say something, huh?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I'm cooking up.
- Trainspotting (film)

by Harventh February 7, 2008

cocking around

Doing nothing, being unproductive. Very similar to "dicking around", but one is cocking around when he/she is dicking around when he/she is supposed to be doing work or something important.

At my job, I was supposed to be completing the TPS reports, but I was cocking around instead.

by Jake "midg3ts" Herman February 28, 2007

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

Cooking bacon

Killing pigs (cops)

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.

by Yambalaja May 18, 2016

cooking mama phobia

A legit phobia of cooking mama’s fire eyes which r burning flames of hell showing the player the true nature of cooking mama and not her happy facade which she hides behind most of the time and shows the true nature of her soul. This inturns makes people who sufffur this phobia from a very young age discover issues in personal growth when they strive for perfection in every game like for example striving for gold medals on all cooking mama games even when it’s not possible like getting all 3 gold stars on every candy crush level. Cooking mama also makes you distrust everything u thought you knew.

The cooking mama phobia is the cause of much of distrust of fellow citizens in the USA

by Aosjdbsab1245 December 2, 2018

cookie boner

When food looks so good that you get excited

Girl: This mall has a Mrs. Fields...I can smell it

Boy: Damn, I've got a cookie boner!

by bigphatlauren June 29, 2009

Choking Barnaby

Commonly referred to as the best position (has to be performed in the prison showers). Where one extremely gay black man allows another man to shove their penis all the way up one of his nostrils whilst chewing on his balls, making sure to soak the pubes thoroughly. when they are done, they have to meet up with their friend Barnaby to be able to show them the evidence that they have done "The choking Barnaby"

oh boy i can't wait to do the choking Barnaby with my granddad!

by Epic english guy69420 January 15, 2019