Known from the East Coast Pennsylvania to the mid-west Michigan, the term, "Caitiesailored", means to be absolutely and completely drunk. If you have ever caught yourself running around a tailgate ripping beer cans from strangers hands, disappearing to call your family to tell them you love them, or peeing in the middle of someones driveway, you are without a doubt, Caitiesailored.
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