Captain Planet

A treehugging super hero who while the Planeteers weren't looking used aerosol
cans, left the water running while brushing his teeth, and didn't recycle.

After secretly dumping toxic waste into the Great Lakes, Captain Planet got serviced by one of his Planeteers

by kingdick April 30, 2005

captain peroxide

An insult used in Buffy the Vampire Slayer which is directed mostly to Spike by Xander and Angel. They use this probably cause Spike bleaches his hair which is oh so sexy by the way :p.

Angel: "I'm getting the brush off for Captain Peroxide"

I call Ryne Captain Peroxide sometimes cause of his super blond hair which is surprisingly natural :p

by tara_bkk October 29, 2005

drum captain

The one band kid that isn't actually a band kid. AKA the coolest person in the band along with the drum major. Usually likes to hit things with sticks, including drumheads, practice pads, and bass drummers. The hottest guy or girl in the band that every girl or guy wants to get with.

Band Geek? No, I'm the drum captain.

by i-rizzle May 26, 2008

Captain Knots

Being a uptight bastard or bitch.

Get a load of this guy, thinks he owns the place, thinks he's Captain Knots.

by Torsoboy01 April 22, 2010

Smush Captain

Someone who leads the way in smushing. Smushes with anyone from landmines to grenades to snookies.

(Ronnie) Smush Captain is on his way.

by Red Van August 6, 2010

captain stabbing

old man with girls on his boat...funny
www.captainstabbin.com

dude, i wanna see anal adventures on captain stabbin!

by andrei October 17, 2003

Captain Wronghole

A term given to any individual who proceeds to engage in manual sex with a female while fingering the incorrect hole, that is any but the actual vaginal orifice.

Courtney: I don't feel turned on...
Ryan: Uh oh, people are going to find out about this...

by Carl Caliente February 24, 2005