P I C N I C

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

For the person who knows nothing about computers except basic tasks like turning it on and off and reading their email. Are you having a P I C N I C?

by Parker394 June 28, 2007

C.A.U.C.

acronym: complete and utter cunt

An abbreviated term for a person who is the is the highest category of wankerdom. Most repulsive and detestable character you can imagine. Abbreviation works best in text/email correspondence.

Robert Kilroy Silk is a C.A.U.C.

She was behaving like a C.A.U.C.

by Holly February 16, 2005

P.I.C.N.I.C

An acronym for: Problem in chair, not in computer.

Guy #1: Hey guys help, I think my computer is broken, I can't find my start button.
Guy #2: Have you tried the lower left corner.
Guy #1: Oh, thanks, you fixed it!
Guy #2: Classic case of P.I.C.N.I.C

by DemonicHermit October 28, 2007

Jay-C-Maya-Papa-Cue-Na

This word comes from the ancient greek word "jaiceemayaaapopscoona," which means "cat shit." The literal translation is feline feces that were injected into the leg of a wild boar so that he could not escape and molest the other baby boars.

The Jay-C-Maya-Papa-Cue-Na I had in my syringe is no longer there because I injected all of it into that boar because it was going to rape the other baby boars.

by The Button Man July 31, 2006

C.R.A.C.K.E.R.

Name of a popular LAN party in the Middle Georgia region.

I'm gonna go to the C.R.A.C.K.E.R. Fest LAN party this weekend. Are you coming?

See www.crackerfest.com for other examples.

by Yeormom March 7, 2004

N.C.O.S.C

Acronym for "No Cussing Or Swearing Club" AKA the NCC or No Cussing Club a so-called club thought up by a 14 year old sissy from Pasadena California in a fruitless attempt to keep people from "cussing" or "swearing" in public..

Dave: Are you planning to go to the N.C.O.S.C meeting after class?

Steve: Hell no!!

by BruinKiller3469 June 7, 2009

(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block

basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.

ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.

they do it.

she runs of screaming.

guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."

and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block

by tcb master September 20, 2011