Burley

Someone who walks around the town all cunting day and going into the same shop and fucking moaning about shit all the time. Buys shit DVDs and walks around with a empty laptop bag. Spesh

Seen that burley again, the cunt he's always walking round with the laptop bag the homeless looking fat tosser

by Frosty jacks sloppy mouth August 21, 2016

burgle

The action taken by a turdburgler on a turd.

Turdburgler: One who burgles turds.

by Chronodin June 6, 2003

Burgled

While using a public restroom/toilet stall, someone trys to or succeds in opening the stall door, robbing you of the serenity needed to drop a deuce (doo doo).

Dude, I went over to the hotel lobby to use the clean toilets, and with 4 out of 5 stalls open, I still got burgled!

by TRUKEIC May 18, 2010

turd burgler

That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.

Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.

by Dish February 3, 2004

Burgle

To imbibe libations past the point of no return. To get burgled. To go burgling. To be burgled (as in "man I am so burgled right now").

Man, I am so burgled right now.

by @acpetrick December 31, 2011

taint burgler

A person responsible for stealing or laying claim to massive amounts of taint.

Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.

That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.

by deedeeda July 24, 2006

bundle of joy wedding

a couple in love having a wedding and a baby.

girl:"Jen and Landon are so in love!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"

by reinrag6 December 24, 2009