boxer biscuits

Someone goes #2 in their boxers.

Joe made some boxer biscuits when the person jumped out and scared him.

by PlasmaSpock November 19, 2017

Boxer Tent

Not every guy goes to scouts but they can all pitch a tent in the morning

Erection of said tent can be achieved through the employment of your morning stonk on.

Sharpie "Oi wid, want to see my boxer tent?"

Wid "Nah Sharpie keep your stonk on to yourself"

by Sharpie&Wid June 20, 2018

The Boxer

A term often associated with a co-worker or classmate who epitomizes the qualities of a douchebag; who has the physical characteristics of a leprechaun; and whose every word uttered conjures the sound of nails on a chalkboard. The use of the word "The" in conjunction with "Boxer" is of utmost importance as it allows all parties involved to use the term as a third person reference so as to keep the target unaware of its meaning if he/she should be present when the term is being used.

Tom: So, this morning on the way to Storebux, I was talking about how you can get your coffee "ground" if you buy it from Storebux, and The Boxer was like "ehe ehe, you mean GRINDED?"

Bill: Yeah?

Tom: And I'm thinkin to myself, NO you condescending little sh!t, I said GROUND!!, like what I want to do to your face!!! Damn, I hate when The Boxer tags along.

The Boxer: Yeah, that ass!

by Freshly Tossed Dallas Salad May 27, 2008

Knockin' Boxes

two straight girls having lesbian sex.

dude i saw these two chicks knockin' boxes last night, straight up lesbian sex.

by Bilo Sandal August 21, 2008

Tonsil boxer

A Goddam cocksucker. The person who takes the penis down their throat, bumping the head of the penis against their tonsils. Similar to a boxer working at a speed bag.

i asked the tin knocker not to install the HVAC in that location. The cocksucker did it anyway. I yelled out to the fucking tonsil boxer, you put that shit in my way. Cocksucking tonsil boxer.

by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015

Mitachurl boners

A Genshin Impact monster that are big and makes it seem as they have a huge dick and has a lot of boners.

Mitachurl boners look hot and wanna suck it all.

by MitachurlsAreSoHot July 1, 2021

The Power Of Boners

The belief that if a character (usually in anime) loves someone enough, they can do literally anything; even defy death, logic and/or physics.

(See: Sword Art Online, Episode 14. Kirito uses The Power Of Boners to defy death.)

by shawnDtheman98 May 31, 2015