When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
Get the Baltic Bollocksmug. An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16
by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018
Get the National grab knob and bollocks daymug. The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks
by Nintendrew November 14, 2022
Get the Dog's bollocksmug. by dardyarty November 1, 2019
Get the Soppy Bollocksmug. When angry people vote emotionally on a simple binary question that needs a rational understanding of what is a complex issue and then only pass muster by a whisker and expect everyone else to be bound forever by that vote, I say bollocks. I said bollocks to Mugabe who always won on simple binary votes; I say bollocks to Hitler and all the other tyrants in recent history who won popular/populist votes.
I say "Bollocks to Brexit"
I say "Bollocks to Brexit"
"Bollocks to Brexit"
by Bwanamkubwa May 10, 2019
Get the Bollocksmug. by Bidiot Bales July 29, 2016
Get the insufferable bollocks filtermug. by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018
Get the shitting bollocksmug.