meat blanket 

A lover whose primary advantage is the ability to wrap the wearer in emotional neediness and excess body flesh.

Janice was depressed and couldn't decide if she wanted to wrap herself in a Snuggie or John, her rotund meat blanket, while she moped.

meat blanket by Jingle Boys December 7, 2009

Boyfriend Blanket 

When you are lying naked in bed and you're very cold you have your boyfriend climb on top on lay on you for warmth, usually right after you two have both ejaculated.

Hey, Tom I am cold come be my boyfriend blanket.

Boyfriend Blanket by Inkrazz November 14, 2011

Damp blanket

Better than a wet blanket. Something most wet blankets want to be but can’t live up to

Cracker #1: yo did you see that damp blanket wanna be
Cracker #2: ya he’s such a wet blanket

Damp blanket by Dinosaur_nuggets_are_gouuuud May 27, 2018

pig in a blanket 

1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.

Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.

pig in a blanket by A. Hick September 7, 2008

dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!

dirty blanket by Citizen X August 22, 2008

bum blanket 

When one sits on anothers face

John gave Alister a great bum blanket

bum blanket by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009

Panda Blanket 

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."

"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."

Panda Blanket by thatkid129 April 10, 2009