assclod

A person who is hopelessly and utterly out of their depth in a situation, yet is not nearly smart enough to realize it. A useless oaf.

Sean was made manager of the office and drove the company out of business while thinking everything was just fine, because he was such an assclod.

by Freddie652 April 7, 2023

assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.

I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.

by RJ Miller July 13, 2023

aslob

aslob means a dumbass retarded monkey bitch made bye me

wtf do u want aslob

by chains yah November 16, 2023

Asscorn

When you eat so much popcorn you shit your bowel movements contain kernals. Can also be referred to as ass kernal

“I ate so much popcorn last night it gave me asscorn in the morning.” “ wow, my asscorn is real this morning”

by Asscorn May 9, 2024

Asscorn

When you eat so much popcorn you shit kernals out.

I had asscorn bad this morning after eating a bunch of popcorn at the movies last night.

by Asscorn May 9, 2024

aslouto

boss of clockfi studios

angry argentinian man

you're such an aslouto

by NatsuPolla March 18, 2024

AssBoobBounceThatAssItus

Your ass burn them boobs too big and your cat shit and it smell like bounce that ass

Jeremiah:my ass burn
Evelyn:My boobs to big
Jeremiah:Shit the cat done shit and it smell like bounce that ass
Evelyn: omg this must be that AssBoobBounceThatAssItus

by OfficerTakeUDown October 28, 2025