Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.

Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.

by jeffthebalkan March 03, 2024

backpack account

An account you use in video games to store gear for you.

Nick, you can get those items off that backpack account.

by googleman1 April 21, 2015

Restricted Account

When you get butt-fucked by Samsung

IT Manager: Hey did you manage to figure out that "Restricted Account"?

Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...

by Kenshen107 August 06, 2019

spy account

A pathetic fake second account used by people shunned by society for the purpose of watching people who have ostricized them. It is as sad as it sounds; they're watching people who don't want them around from the anonymnity of the internet. In real life you'd get arrested.

GET A LIFE JEFF/DONNY/BRAIN/ETC

"It joined at the same time as that troll and they know what's being said in the room. It's definitely their spy account."

by [CaveJohnson] September 21, 2023

account for

a statement of reasons, causes, etc., explaining some event.

US Virgin Islands: Coral reefs only cover 0.2% of the ocean floor, but account for 25% of all marine species.

by Lithus November 05, 2017

Sock Account

A sock, or socks, is an internet login used for two facing on the internet. A seemingly mysterious account with intent to badmouth, or cause chaos under the protection and safety of being snug within a sock. Socks are never "known brand" trolls that have notoriety. A sock seeks relevance, but, will never attain it due to its cowardly anonymity.

This sock keeps following me around from group to group trying to hump my leg. This sock account somehow knows who I am, but, obviously I don't know who it is. Socks and failtrolls go hand in hand.

by 🎩 The Famous Thomas November 02, 2022

boobs account

Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|

Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?

by Pitbull2324 July 30, 2024