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Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.

Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.

by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024

Don't Come To School Tomorrow

What the quiet kid who think's he is the main character tells kids and "attempts" to become a school shooter tomorrow.

Hunter: Don't come to school tomorrow.
John: Oh my god, you're not the fucking main character.

by jeffthebalkan April 12, 2024