Alan Vazquez

A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.

Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.

Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;

by KarenDestroyer69696969696969 December 2, 2019

father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 7, 2019

Alan’s K

Alan’s K is an organic hormone secretion that is produced by the U-gene, that tends to create orgasmic sensations in women.

Her sensations of pleasure are due to the level of Alan’s K she has in her body.

If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.

A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.

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by Guruji Irv December 20, 2017

Alan

Alan is a Scottish man, and my man.

He's the most handsome man in my heart.

Alan loves his woman

by ZJN January 1, 2018

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

Alan Shen

A man and/or prior that has a large penis, so large he needs a condominium bigger than magnums

Guy 1: “Hey Alan Shen”
Guy 2: *has enormous dong* “Hi yes, that’s me!”

by Russianbigboy69 March 27, 2020