asian powers

a force so strong it could knock any non-asian over! these powers may include, super hotness, super smartness, exceptional athletic ability, exceptional talent in the arts, wonderful music skills, the ability to solve a rubiks cube in less than three minutes, the swiftness of a cat, a memory like an elephant... sometimes these powers are used for evil.
with his super asian powers, he lept over the building in a superhot way to do a math problem that would save the girl from a speeding train. this requires cat like swiftness.
by dinosaurkitty December 11, 2003
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cool asian

Cool asian for example is a asian that EVERYONEat school knows. You may not know who he/she is, but you have seen or heard of them before.
Person 1:See that person over there?
Person 2:Yeah
Person 1:He is a cool asian
by E to the ugene May 25, 2005
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Asian parents

Parents whose tyranny compels you to define them in the virtual world because they define you in the real world.
by TheDefined February 08, 2013
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Asian Girls

Girls from Asia. The Female species from Asia. A woman from Asia.
They are asian girls.
by Unicorn_Poop3017 February 18, 2016
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asian gamblers

a asian person addicted to gambling.
most likely at a casino multiple times in a month

usually stay up until 4am playing slots.
person;; "d00d i walked into the casino at 8am in the morning and all i saw were a bunch of asian gamblers"
by joyjoyjoyyy September 29, 2009
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Asian Gangster

Asian Gangsters, or AGs for short, is a term commonly used to describe people of oriental descent who reside in the area of Surrey. They are known as the Surrey Boys. They frequently use the term "bro" and proceed to "smash up" those who offend them.

Asian Gangsters spend most of their time chasing Little Girls, or LGs, at the mall.

To become an Asian Gangster one must own branded goods such as Louis Vuitton or Gucci as this is a trademark signature of an AG. They frown upon those who don't own any LV or Gucci items, and refer to them as "Big FOIGs".

An Asian Gangster must also never have written an apology or do so in the future as a result of defeat in the game of Fifa by a 5 goal margin. Doing so will immediately strip said person of an Asian Gangster status.
Commonly used by Chengman on YouTube

Chengman: It is I, Chengman, and I'm at the mall today to look for some LGs!
Chengman: Yo WTF you say bro? You want me to get Surrey Boys to come SMASH YOU!

Me: Hey Lips, get a load of this!
Lips: Man, you be trippin! Asian Gangster for life!
Me: Na dawg, you ain't no AG.. you a Big FOIIIG!
by KatSam12 September 18, 2013
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fancy asians

Asians from countries in the East that are more developed. Examples include the Chinese, Japs, and Koreans
I love my Jungle Asians but where are my fancy Asians?
by WillyWonka813 April 25, 2017
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