Asian Buffing

The act of wildly tangenting during a conversation. The very phrase 'Asian Buffing' is born of Asian Buffing.

'I have no idea how we arrived on this topic, Martha!'
'Wow James, that was some next level Asian Buffing'

by marthathegrey May 17, 2014

Asian bekfest

Sucking small tits

I have a thing for Asian Bekfest

by betaPoltergeist May 31, 2016

Asian Logic

Someone who makes decisions (typically financial ones) that contradict common sense and is unable to prioritize . This is typically found in Asian culture (i.e driving an expensive car but living in a dump)

Eugene spends $2000 on a holiday that he didn't want to go on but wont spend $350 on a lawn mower he needs regularly.
Eugene buys a big glass mirror costing hundreds of dollars and risks damaging it by carrying it home and not paying $50 for delivery. Eugene has Asian logic.

by Chu Mei May 20, 2017

Asian Mami

A sexy Asian woman

Bro I fucked an Asian Mami last night

by LilTyrone May 21, 2018

asian fail

asian fails include
-not getting into harvard and all those type schools
- having 2-3 ap classes
- getting below a A in anything or 100%
- 4.8>5.0
- not having at least 3 academic awards
- not being valedictorian
- not getting a scholarship from grades
- not getting at least a 1500 on SAT
- hanging out with friends rather than studying
- refusing to play an instrument
- not doing a martial art
- not having at least 2 backpacks for books
- having a social life
- not being in ap calculus bc by sophomore year

guy: shit i for sure going to fail this test
asian- same me too im going to fail
guy thinking in his head: stfu u going to get a 100 you bastard nerd
takes test

the next week:
guy: damn i knew it got a 69 (savagely smirks while his tongue licks his lips)
asian: (starts tearing up)
guy thinking in his head: damn she prob fail too
guy asking asian: so what did u get
asian mumbling: i..ii..ii failed (proceeds to cry hard)
guy: so whats your score
asian: (continues crying)
guy: so whats your score
asian mumbling: i.i..i.i..i.ii got a 93
guy: wtf r u crying you got an A-
guy thinking in his head: welp just your everyday asian nerd
asian: i studied for 7 hours to only get to a 93 i failed i failed (continues to cry)
guy: so hows your parents going to react to this
asian: might as well dig a grave they do only accept 100 it is going to drop my 5.0 gpa to a 4.94 I have made a disgrace to my families name (sneezes loudly while wiping tears off thin rectangle glasses)
guy: welp good luck next time u asian fail
teacher: wtf is going on jennifer

by dunkirk2341 May 12, 2018

Asiatutionalized

When one has moved to Asia and got used to the life out there so much that the thought of going back to where they came from is impossible.

He will never come back home for good, he is Asiatutionalized.

by WOLF1978 August 25, 2018

asiria

An Asiria is a funny, crazy and artistic girl sometimes can be immature but can be serious at times. She tries to get along with everyone and tries to see them smile. She loses friends here and there but knows her purpose and knows she just needs to move on. She sometimes is a follower and not a leader so if you know and care for an Asiria tell her she doesn’t need to care about what other people think and she doesn’t need to act different around other people tell her to be herself and be a leader. If you have an Asiria never let go of her and care for her the same way she will care for you.

Girl 1: Who’s that dose she come here?
Girl 2: Ya she’s the new girl.
Girl 1: she seems so nice and funny I bet her names Asiria

by A.A.A.R. February 14, 2019