Ash Raped

Shout at someone who was stranded abroad because of the volcanic ash cloud.

"Ahhhhh, John! You got ash raped"

by supergimpophile May 1, 2010

Ash Street Chillin'

Running ash, not going to class.

What are you doing 8th hour?
Oh, just ash street chillin'

by hydaz June 20, 2011

Ash Ketchum

A bitchy, annoying, no balls, motherfucker who cries like a little bitch when he releases a Pokémon. He won't catch a single legendary Pokémon.

Guy 1: Dude try this drink!!
Guy 2: Um, no thanks...
Guy 1: Awww don't be an Ash Ketchum

by MegaBlazingHoundoom March 23, 2017

ash wednesday

In the Liturgical year, the first day of Lent. The Jewish and Christian scriptures mention prayer and repentence while fasting and being covered in ash and sackcloth; so, the Catholics started marking the beginning of Lent by putting ash on their foreheads. It's a tradition that extends back about 1,000 years. The ashes are made from the burnt palm branches used on Palm Sunday of the previous year.
Although it's not a holiday of obligation, Catholics flock to mass on Ash Wednesday to get their ashes and begin lent. Although many prayers are now used when the ashes are being administered, the old-time prayer everyone knows is:

Remember Man that you are Dust
And unto Dust you shall return.

Okay, so I went to the Gay Student Union meeting one night, and some retard told me I had dirt on my head. I told him, "It's Ash Wednesday... you're SUPPOSED to have dirt on your head, duh!" But some people just don't know what's cool.

by Van Pierce March 6, 2004

ash katchum

A crazy bastard with a corny voice that stars in the kiddy cartoon pokemon.

He has the voice of Ash Katchum!

by bobby April 12, 2004

Ash Pournouri

A greedy scumbag with absolutely no empathy that will happily leech off of talented artists for a shot at fame and glory. Someone that finds and manipulates another with absolutely no regard for their inner well-being, and will then take all the credit for their work, despite being a talentless hack. Someone that will drive the most brilliant among us to suicide. A psychopath.

“I was there RIGHT when he woke up after surgery. I had to make sure he would do a dozen interviews and another performance tomorrow! I mean, he doesn’t want to... but that kid doesn’t understand the value of money!!”

“Dude... that’s creepy. Don’t be an Ash Pournouri...”

by Avicii’s Ghost May 31, 2018

Ash Wednesday

When he cums on his hand and then uses it to make a sign of the cross on your forehead, similar to the catholic tradition of getting ashes on your forehead on Ash Wednesday.

Robert: Dude, the other day me and my girl tried something new. I came in my hand, put some on my finger and gave her a good ol Ash Wednesday.

Jimmy: That sounds super fun.

by Ericolina February 16, 2019