Curb Alert

term for a man or woman that has been used up.

"look at the curb alert" due to the fact that the only way someone will want them is if they are on the curb for free.

by Vermcat August 31, 2023

Miku Alert

A missing 17-year-old Vocaloid “Hatsune Miku” was abducted by Eugene H. Krabs ant Bikini Bottom, also known as Miku Alert.

“Eugene Krabs abducts her when Miku Alert started at the Bikini Bottom, when the Miku alert stops, she found safe at the Bikini Bottom Police Department.”

“Miku Alert is Amber Alert”

by cara2010 July 22, 2025

Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner

Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...

by Bert alert October 28, 2020

Tag Alert

A Phrase a group of men would use to indicate a hot chick who has entered the room and who is definately a candidate for a good fuck.

Hot Chick walks in a bar:

Guy Says to another guy: "Tag Alert, Tag Alert...That chick is hot...I am going to work on that one" (Chat her up)

by Golf Flunkie January 27, 2011

Event Alerts

Event Alerts is a community on discord filled with 3 year old children that only speak brain rot.

Event Alerts is riddled with brain rot

by ItsJeff May 8, 2025

BlackAmber Alert

When a child missing from her dominating parent and the non-dominating parent refuses to give her back without a court order.

We know where she is but the father refuses to give her to her mother without a court order so we will issue a BlackAmber Alert.

by ByeFeliciaDe January 22, 2018

Dark alert

When you take a picture (alone or with others) and you can't see your self because your too dark

Girl: hey,did you see the dark alert I pose pied
Girl: no,but I wouldn't see it anyways

by Lolqueenbee May 28, 2015