Reading water drinker 

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

Reading water drinker by gr00vyspam September 7, 2022

Mom Water 

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

Mom Water by PaulKatt September 14, 2022

Sparkling water 

It's literally just water but for bouge people who think their too good for normal water

Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.

Sparkling water by GeeLuver September 26, 2022

purified water 

bitch ass pussy ass water

" im a bitch so i drink purified water cause im a bitch, did i also mention that im a bitch"

purified water by ihatepurifiedwater October 5, 2022

Morning Water 

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

Morning Water by Ekker October 19, 2022

School water fountain 

There’s always a 5 year old saying “123 that’s all you need”

School water fountain are ass

School water fountain by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022

my water broke 

ariana grandae is ugly like your fucked mom

uh oh babe my water broke.

my water broke by annda October 24, 2022