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baby porcupine juice

Baby porcupines almost made it into Martha Stewart's coveted (amongst sentient spices) "SPICE-OF-THE-WEEK". Alas the sample was tainted by porcupine smegma, denied it's rightful place in the annals of spice history, and eventually turned to drugs and bad music to ease the pain of looking like a cross between Steve Buscemi and a chernobyl survivor. This substance is now known as baby porcupine juice
I was trying to sautee these baby porcupines, because they go good with fried friendly whale, but the randy little wanker's got their baby porcupine juice on my hands...Ack! It tasted like a combination of bleach, Zima, and Barbara Bush's neck...now please excuse me while i rinse out the taste with napalm.

clam juice 

you put your penis in a womans vigina at the same time when shes on her period
did you just clam juice on me!
clam juice by justin wole November 22, 2011
Swimming in that maple syrup on that PCP.
"Man, I done smoked some juice and I be seeing some weird ass shit. Some zombie bomb ass shit, dawg!"
Juice by Isolator October 17, 2008
The act of stabbing someone, similar to that of O.J. Simpson.
Give me all yo money 'for you get juiced, nigga!
Juice by hattiesburg dicks inc. October 27, 2008

choad juice 

The thick white substance from your purple headed yogurt slinger.
Last night I was playing xbox while your wife was playing with my choad, and got happy and sprayed her with me huge choad juice.
choad juice by cautrey May 31, 2007

Dank Juice 

Blue powerade and Coke mixed together.
This dank juice is fucking amazing
Dank Juice by vogt52 January 20, 2009