John Michael 

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)

John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.

John Michael by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025

John Ultrakill 

A playful and satirical way of referring to the protagonist of the hit boomer shooter game ULTRAKILL — V1.

It can also be used to call people who are extremely good at the game.

V1: I am John Ultrakill.
Everyone: Holy shit it's John Ultrakill!!!1!1

John Ultrakill by Artificeeer March 15, 2025

john’d 

The act of being forced to oblige to do multiple favors when sucked into doing one
You got john’d

ex. Hey can you get me to the hardware store, but can you help me get some things moved for a friend
That’s getting john’d

john’d by cptnitro March 19, 2025

John Wicking 

The term "John wicking" refers to a style of fighting that is inspired by the character John Wick, known for its precision, efficient. smooth.

"Frank Castle is John wicking right now"

John Wicking by Nobody 1998 March 20, 2025

John Calc 

The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.

Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah

John Calc by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025

John Schellar 

A species of monkey, usually 4 foot 1. John Schellar is known to roam around the hallways and when he's not, theres a 99% chance that he's grinding brawl. I saw a John Schellar once, he never saw me, absolutely devastating.

Me - "How are you John"
John Schellar - "Fuggin"

John Schellar by Temp Mail April 4, 2025

John Bridge 

When a man inserts a large female member within his holes.

Man, I had a great John Bridge last night, she had a huge penis

John Bridge by The John Bridge May 6, 2025