Definitions by truckjumperdude
Dell OptiPlex 5050
A line of desktop computers released in 2017, primarily used in offices and schools. Despite being 6th/7th Gen Intel, the i5 and i7 models are still capable for most casual/office applications.
Guy 1: Hey my school gave me this epic Dell OptiPlex 5050 for free!
Guy 2: Nice! Good luck running anything on it!
Guy 1: Well, I'm writing this definition from one, so that's something.
Guy 2: Nice! Good luck running anything on it!
Guy 1: Well, I'm writing this definition from one, so that's something.
Dell OptiPlex 5050 by truckjumperdude December 24, 2025
John Calc
The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
John Calc by truckjumperdude March 21, 2025
8 ball tuesday
guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday
8 ball tuesday by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024