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white people 

'White people" is a misnomer, just like black, red or yellow people. These terms are inherently divisive and give the impression that there is a collective experience for people based on the color of their skin. "White people" are people with many different ethnic backgrounds and histories, from Ireland to the Balkans to Central Asia. Anyone who presumes to indict or praise a "race", (another misnomer), of people or a collective group of people with the same color of skin is inherently racist and ignorant of basic human dynamics. "White people" are not an exception, yet it's popular right now to say "white people" are guilty of this or that. Ironically, this is ignorant and racist.
White people can be good people or bad people, like any other people.
white people by Burdenoftruth January 23, 2016
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White Honky Mofo 

A meaningless term used to add emphasis on a situation.
"It's raining like a white honky mofo out here"
"Damn, I'm hungry as a white honky mofo"
White Honky Mofo by Johnner D September 10, 2008

White Shoe 

A guy who wears white shoes and/or exhibits any of the following behaviors/elements of fashion:

Popped collar
Striped shirt
Coral Necklace
Big (usually painfully obvious) ego "worn on his sleeve"
Heavily gelled and/or spiked hair
Visor or hat worn askew

Synonymous with Douche.
You are a white shoe but I am an attractive and intelligent woman with a great personality... We can never be together.
White Shoe by Holly Bawlz December 23, 2008

white boy 

a person that cant jump for shit unless your name is frank.
The Jew jumps like a white boy.
white boy by Ganglia November 20, 2009

White Pass 

Refers to racial inequality and white privilege, particularly in America. It directly relates to small barriers being removed or doors opened simply on the basis of race/culture. An example might be a white person accidentally runs a traffic light, and the officer gives the driver a warning, whereas if a black person accidentally ran that same light that same officer would more likely write a ticket.
"Despite dropping out of college and a spotty work record, Bob got the job with his White Pass."
White Pass by Andy Somers April 6, 2020

White Collar

A term pricks use to describe themself after they have "earned" their college degree. People that give themself a "white collar" status are typically horrible in bed and have nothing else to brag about except their college degree. They live a very lonely life and masturbate on an hourly basis while telling themself how "successful" they are.
White Collar guy, "So what if you had sexual relations with 3 hot chicks this weekend, I am white collar and your not!"

White Collar guy, "I would never put air in my car tire, I am too white collar for that."

White Collar guy, "The reason I don't talk to any women is simply because none of them are up to my standards. I am so white collar."
White Collar by sausage055 October 18, 2008

White Alan 

A Raver who knows how to have fun and parties all night long.
Going to Infected Mushroom and dropping xtc
White Alan by White Alan February 8, 2004