Tattooed on my brain

A memory that one has that one can never forget and every so often it comes around and you have to deal with it.

Man1:I saw my grandmas pie and I can't get it out of my mind it's tattooed on my brain.
Man2: It's your memory so don't give it to me.
Man1:I wish the brain had an erase botton.

by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009

no hassle in my castle

To not cause disharmony in your home life between you and your significant other.

I was going to buy a new motorcycle without talking to my wife, but I decided I didn't want no hassle in my castle.

by des_per_a_do November 19, 2010

grinds my goat

A mixed metaphor with the sole purpose of annoying the older generations.

That really grinds my goat.

I think you mean 'grinds my gears'

Shut up, you old hack.

by buggsy87 October 7, 2015

Changed my mind

A stealthy was to describe changing ones mindset with the use of Herbs or other psychotropic substances.

I was having a shit day at work, so I went out to the car and changed my mind.

Did you change your mind? I thought you smelled nice.

by Doctor Shockwave January 22, 2009

Buttered my britches

When one shits in his underwear to the point that it comes all the way through your pants.

I've gone and buttered my britches.

by Klash2 March 27, 2010

Nigger In My Pants

When you poo poo ka ka yo self and dat dun look like black man!

"aww shit donnie, i think theres a nigger in my pants."
"well you better drop that nigger in a toilet before it stinks up the whole room, Phil!"

by CumGuzzlerOwO May 2, 2019

my whole ass

an adjective describing something dramatic, in excess

damn bro, last night i drank my whole ass. dont remember much except for that swamp donkey i ended up taking home

by JimBrosiv February 5, 2009