1. She's either the sweetest best prettiest kindest girl ever always great in bed or best friend ever. Will always defend you from pick me's and creeps and you 2 will pretend to be dating at some point of friends. She's a fuckgirl and owns it and you will meet her in college and stay friends well in to your golden years. If your dating this Ashley wife her up with a Tiffany ring. Her one fault is she's addicted to starbucks.
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2. She's super white and kinda racist and a pick me is annoying trys to be a fuckgirl but comes off as desperate hoe and polices what girls wear and victim blames. You will meet her 1st in middle school and meet her later in multiple places and if you are a girl she terrorizes you at first but eventually just becomes annoying. If your a boy stay away before she throws herself like crazy at you.
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2. She's super white and kinda racist and a pick me is annoying trys to be a fuckgirl but comes off as desperate hoe and polices what girls wear and victim blames. You will meet her 1st in middle school and meet her later in multiple places and if you are a girl she terrorizes you at first but eventually just becomes annoying. If your a boy stay away before she throws herself like crazy at you.
1. Creep 1 : Ayyo you see Y/N ass real plump and juicy juicy.
Creep 2 : Facts bro. "Hey shawty bounce dat ass.
Ashley: Hey creeps go suck your own dick!
Creeps 1&2: FINE BITCH!
Y/N: Thanks Ashley.
Ashley: Anything for my bff now let go get starbucks
Y/N: Let's go but only once today your addicted.
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2. Oh my god my hands are so tiny.
You wear so much makeup
Your costume looks slutty.
Can't you stop overdoing it we get your (whatever race you are if your not white)
*talks to a guy* Uggh stop flirting with him. *proceeds to throw herself at him*
Creep 2 : Facts bro. "Hey shawty bounce dat ass.
Ashley: Hey creeps go suck your own dick!
Creeps 1&2: FINE BITCH!
Y/N: Thanks Ashley.
Ashley: Anything for my bff now let go get starbucks
Y/N: Let's go but only once today your addicted.
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2. Oh my god my hands are so tiny.
You wear so much makeup
Your costume looks slutty.
Can't you stop overdoing it we get your (whatever race you are if your not white)
*talks to a guy* Uggh stop flirting with him. *proceeds to throw herself at him*
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Get the Ashley mug.A very pretty girl and will most likely have atleast 1 boy liking her. Very kind and easy to approach and will always be there for people that need support. Again very pretty like girl give me a prettiness tutorial!!
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Ashley is a really happy girl She makes you smile all her ways, But when shes mad give her 5 minutes she'll be good. She's really nice but don't let that trick you if you talk shit....You might as well run away from her. She's a real freak if you get her there so don't fuck that up she'll do whatever. She will be depressed every now and then but still has her boyfriend to comfort her.
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Get the Ashley mug.Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
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Get the Asshole mug.1. A person that asks you for advice, but don't use the information you gave them.
2. A person that asks a question they already know the answer to.
2. A person that asks a question they already know the answer to.
1. What should I do about my shitty boss?
A)Quit
Ill just ignore him...
What an askhole
2. I turn 41 next month.
A) how old do you turn this year?
A)Quit
Ill just ignore him...
What an askhole
2. I turn 41 next month.
A) how old do you turn this year?
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Get the Askhole mug.Simply put, an asshole is someone who shits on people, often for no reason.
Often just to pull them down to his or her level or even put them beneath him.
He or she uses invalidation techniques, antagonism techniques, contrarian techniques, to be an asshole.
He or she has all kinds of techniques to be an asshole. He or she will find all kinds of ways to put himself or herself on a high horse, to talk down to you.
Assholes will do everything to try and brain fuck you. So you can't think.
Some Assholes will gas light you, to make you question your senses, question your sanity.
They have all kinds of insane ways of getting the last word in, to make sure you lose or make you wrong.
All their computations are psychotic computations.
All assholes get their advice from snakes.
When something is the fault of an asshole, or an asshole loses an argument, or when an asshole has committed harmful acts, or has skeletons in his closet, defamation of character becomes his weapon.
He also often begins find fault with the government and criticizes the government. Bc the gov is a target that he not as likely to get flack back from.
Assholes are fact and truth resistant. They are not interested in good logic and good reason or sensible talk. They are only interested in expressing their opinions.
Often just to pull them down to his or her level or even put them beneath him.
He or she uses invalidation techniques, antagonism techniques, contrarian techniques, to be an asshole.
He or she has all kinds of techniques to be an asshole. He or she will find all kinds of ways to put himself or herself on a high horse, to talk down to you.
Assholes will do everything to try and brain fuck you. So you can't think.
Some Assholes will gas light you, to make you question your senses, question your sanity.
They have all kinds of insane ways of getting the last word in, to make sure you lose or make you wrong.
All their computations are psychotic computations.
All assholes get their advice from snakes.
When something is the fault of an asshole, or an asshole loses an argument, or when an asshole has committed harmful acts, or has skeletons in his closet, defamation of character becomes his weapon.
He also often begins find fault with the government and criticizes the government. Bc the gov is a target that he not as likely to get flack back from.
Assholes are fact and truth resistant. They are not interested in good logic and good reason or sensible talk. They are only interested in expressing their opinions.
It is impossible to reason with with an asshole.
Getting into an argument with an asshole is like getting into a pissing contest with a skunk.
Getting into an argument with an asshole is like getting into a pissing contest with a skunk.
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