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Lawn Mohawk 

Tall strip of grass left behind when you don't mow tight to the previous row.
Doug: Wow Tom! Your yard looks terrible! Look at all the lawn mohawks you have. Were you drunk or something?
Tom: I know. It's awful. I had my kid mow the lawn, but at least he finished. I'll trim those mohawks next time I mow!
Lawn Mohawk by Trova April 29, 2015
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Lawn Freak 

One who is passionate about their Lawn.
Manicured yard, bushes are tight, fresh mulch…dude is a Lawn Freak.
Lawn Freak by dave-Jax-FLA May 8, 2015

Mexican lawnmower 

A man inserts anal beads into a women’s ass and leaves them there for four day to prevent her from shitting. He will then rip it out as if it were a lawnmower releasing a fountain of shit
P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2:Me and my girlfriend just did the Mexican lawnmower

48 Laws of Pimping 

(Noun)/noun/
1.These laws come from the book Pimpology; A "How To Pimp-A-Hoe" Book, in case the "p-i-m-p" forgets how.

2.To also benefit Po'tential prostitus as much to learn "Pimp game";explanation of the general philosophies of pimping.
48 Laws of Pimping

Purse First, Ass Last
Get a Name in a Game
Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
Keep a Ho in Arrears
Prey on the Weak
When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
Pimp the Game
Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
Learn the Rules
Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
Ain’t No Love in this Shit
Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
Better a Turnout than a Burnout
Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
Give Motivation and Inspiration
Get You A Bottom Bitch
Cop and Blow
Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
Get in a Ho’s Head
A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
Keep Hoes on Their Toes
A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
Set the Trend
Grind for Your Shine
The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
Keep Your Game on the Low
Be a Leader
Play One Ho Against the Next
Prosperity over Popularity
Look out for Suzy Choosy
Turn a Tramp into a Champ
Bring Your People With You to theTop
Show Respect to Get Respect
Trust Nothing but the Game
Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
Let a Ho Know
Wreck a Hater
Switch Up
Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
If You Can See It, You Can Be It
You Need Fire and Desire
Get Rid of the Word “If”
Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
Don’t Believe the Hype
48 Laws of Pimping by Gigi Ette January 5, 2013
Someone who lays around looking sluggish.
What you call someone as a playful insult.
When you see a 500 pound person at disneyland.
My boyfriend is a lawrf.
Look at that lawrf over there.
Lawrf by Madhatterlyfe November 12, 2019
a person that can get any girl he wants . Is a very good person and very caring , a keeper
that guy is a laween
laween by hihvgydy October 31, 2020