dick health 

The condition of the male genitalia and/or genital area with regards to sexually transmittable diseases.

I'm enjoying good dick health at the moment. My warts are gone and I don't have chlamydia anymore.

dick health by Scarry Larry August 3, 2016

dick filter 

The type of chick that is such a cock block that she will go to such lengths as to karate chop a dude in the throat when he tries to kiss you.

Brah....that chick Reniah is a massive dick filter.

dick filter by Lilly---uuhhhh July 22, 2016

Dick vertigo 

The slightly uncomfortable/painful feeling of vertigo in your crotch due to descending fast, either on a hill while driving, roller-coaster or by watching someone fall in a movie, show or game.

*As your character jumps off a building in game*

"Aahhh, I can't watch this."
"What's wrong?"
"Feeling dick vertigo, damn painful."

Dick vertigo by Treebor1901 July 17, 2016

Dick lovin ass munch 

An individual who loves male genitalia and also likes to munch and or lick anus'.

Nathan, you're acting like a real dick lovin ass munch.

Dick lovin ass munch by Not-Mica-Marsala June 30, 2016

Dick Fracking 

The act of ejaculating into someones mouth so hard they vomit.

Alex: Last night the head was so good I ended up Dick Fracking her.

Jordan: That's disgusting

Dick Fracking by wutothatang June 13, 2016

dick farming 

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)

Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!

dick farming by Lucolas May 19, 2016

dick limper 

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.

Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.

dick limper by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016