Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! 

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! by NougatNewt March 28, 2022

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Take Seinfeld, place it in Philly, and make the main characters 10 times more selfish, cruel, and narcisisstic and you have It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a dark humor show that revolves around the worst people that humanity has to offer.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia by Robjef622 May 15, 2017

Heart's Law

'Heart's Law' is a cringeworthy attempt by Hex founder, Richard Heart, to have a "law" named after himself.

Richard observed that if something is priced in another asset, then its price rises or falls in tandem with that asset. This is very noticeable in certain AMM liquidity pairings - and was observed long before Richard attempted to take credit for it.

Markets are more complex, however, so the "law" doesn't always ring true.

He didn't notice it first, and it's not really a law.

"Heart's Law incorrectly suggests that pairing a volatile asset with a stable asset will protect it from downside volatility"

"I thought Heart's Law was real, and now I'm down 98%"

Heart's Law by Jonathan Chaos July 5, 2023

ANDY'S COMING! 

"Andy's Coming" is a phrase from Toy Story, when one toy shouts "Andy's Coming!" they would all fall to the ground, so "Andy" does not know they are real.

This has became a internet meme/competition where in many places such as school one person shouts "Andy's Coming" and everyone falls to the ground.

Random Person: ANDY'S COMING!

Everyone else: *Falls to the floor acting dead*

Want to do that joke from that Toy Story movie when everyone shouts "Andy's Coming" and they fall to the ground ?

ANDY'S COMING! by Ansanity November 21, 2016

Morning Tourette's 

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.

Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.

Morning Tourette's by geodave December 21, 2013

it's fine

when a girl says it's fine, it's not fucking fine. You better find out what the fuck you did and fix it quick.

I'm Sorry.
It's fine.

it's fine by 09o8ikuyhtgtbnyntiu November 1, 2014

What's Poppin jimbo? 

What's poppin Jimbo, is a meme that originated from Jimmy newtron the kids TV show, when Jimmy newtron's dad asks him like ''how's you're day?'' But instead says''What's poppin Jimbo?''. This meme is usually used when, you call to one of you're friends, then they say, ''What's poppin Jimbo?''

''Yo, Jeffrey''
''What's poppin Jimbo?''

What's Poppin jimbo? by qsdfegrhtyjukil May 30, 2017