carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister January 6, 2009

dirty cock

a dick that smells like piss .

a dirty cock mother fucker that wants some head in cincinnati this happens to be i guess regular habbit, its very raunchy WASH your dicks

by lyssainthenati : D March 14, 2009

Cock Locker

Someone who locks on to cocks i.e. a gay man.

Hash: Oh yeh HE looks really good today.

Charles: Ahh Hash is such a COCK LOCKER

by jfj91 January 27, 2009

cock troll

one that resembles that of a troll and plays with cock under his bridge.

damn that kids a fuckin cock troll!!!

by i wont let you pass February 19, 2009

Cock Rubber

a woman whore like woman who instead of being an actual whore gives out only handjobs but gives them more willy nilly than a whore would sex

guy 1: "man that slut gave me a handjob within the first fifteen minutes

guy 2: "Ohh she's gotta be a cock rubber

by the origional harrison October 17, 2008

cock holster

A mouth that has sucked so much dick that it may as well be an undergarment holding it in place.

That bitch may as well take put a job as a cock holster.

by lil'emily May 21, 2017

Cock socket

A female. Much like a wall socket, they are only truly useful for one thing. cum dumpster

His wife is so stupid, she is a cock socket.

by Bullitt 4872 October 15, 2012