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Chocolate

1. A sweet brown piece of candy made from cacao. Usually multiple squares merged into a bar of it.
2. Another way to try and say "shit," "crap," or "poop".
1. "Hey, isn't this chocolate yummy?"
2. "Who's chocolate is this, and why isn't it cleaned up yet?! I need my toilet to be clean!"
by Femtanyl December 11, 2023
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Chocolate Reagan

When you take an entire bar of chocolate, melt it, and then pour it into somebody's asshole, then eat it.
"Yeah, dude, last night she totally let me do a Chocolate Reagan on her!"

"No shit??"

"Nope!"
by yondobas December 12, 2023
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Chocolate sexy balls

A pair of balls that are typically chocolate and sexy.
Look at garret over there with his chocolate sexy balls. I bet he gets all the bitches
by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023
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chocolate hummus

This is just an insult to the Arab world. There is a special pit in hell for you if you dip your pita bread in chocolate hummus. But obviously, the Americans love it because they invented it. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😖😖😖😫😫😫🥴🥴🥴
American: Yo let’s have some Arab food!
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...
by an Arab guy... December 14, 2023
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Chocolate Time

It's a euphemistic slang, common among college girls, to say that they need to defecate urgently (etymologically in reference to the turd's collor).
"It's '''chocolate time'''" That's what one of the gals in the back of the class whispered to one of her friends to make room.
by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023
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Chocolate💖

The most handsome, cutest, hottest, sexiest inu prince ever!!!
"I love you so so so very much my irresistible Chocolate💖"
by Cupcake Princess19 December 31, 2023
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Chocolate Churro

When you are having anal sex and you coat your penis in something abrasive like sugar or sand and then continue having sex.
Sorry I’m a bit sore today my boyfriend gave me a chocolate churro last night.
by ChillBayman January 15, 2024
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