Beanpolaphobia 

Very skinny people who do not suffer from eating disorders. From the origin "beanpole."

"Dude, is that girl anorexic?"
"No, I've seen her eat. She has beanpolaphobia."

Beanpolaphobia by WhyNot007 January 12, 2009

beanrab 

A fusion between a Mexican and an Arab. Or, a Mexican who looks like an Arab. Or possibly vice versa.

That guy John's a total beanrab.

beanrab by Pufferbutt April 19, 2008

Beanstink 

Cook a pot of beans and let the remaining water sit in the pot for a week. Noxious beanstink.

After we cooked beans the apartment smelled like horrible beanstink.

Beanstink by pintobeanz April 13, 2009

Beanbox 

A person with confusing mannerisms and nonsensical behaviours that incite you to perform frequent facepalms due to their stupidity

That drunk guy just spilled beer on his pants and is trying to dry it off with his shirt; what a beanbox

Beanbox by cmdrpwg June 1, 2011

Beaner-Box 

An old muscle car, (i.e. a Monte Carlo, Impala, Grand National) that is modified with hydraulics, ugly vinyl graphics and tacky gold rims that generally ruin the car's GOOD qualities.

Carlos: "Yo, check out my ride! It's a 1978 Monte Carlo with hydraulics, TIS rims, flame vinyl, a NOS tank by the console. It's beautiful!"

Any sensible person: "You just turned a good Monte Carlo into a crappy Beaner-Box."

Beaner-Box by J-48273 June 30, 2011

beancountery 

Penny-pinching; close-fistedness

Running a local newscast via remote control is the depth of beancountery.

beancountery by orangefoxca July 6, 2011

Beanz-Kiss

(noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)

Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!

Beanz-Kiss by #bobbysuedal May 11, 2014