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like the palm of his hand

Used in place of the expression, "knows it like the the back of his hand", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.
Bob knows these back country roads like the palm of his hand.
by iluvmako December 4, 2011
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Shit In My Hands and Clap

A way of objectifying to or expressing utter dislike for something.
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than vote for Donald Trump.
by RossF92 August 19, 2016
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cold, dead hand

From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!
"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)

California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)
by ReindeerBoy December 19, 2009
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Eddy Loko Hands

When you duct tape a Four Loko to each hand and can't take them off until you are finished drinking them.
At our floor party, one room was themed "Eddy Loko Hands". What a shitshow.
by BroPaterno October 19, 2010
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Swedish Hand Towel

a technique involving covering ones hands in feces and then proceeding to face paint your partner with it.
Marys loves to play Swedish Hand towels with her dad.
by Vexillum April 26, 2011
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Shoving your hands so far up her ass you break your hands and go blind and deaf from pain.
Guy 1: Yo what happened to you?
Guy 2: I had a full on Helen Keller with Broken Hands last night...
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
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N-word scissor hands

I'm really just trying out a few names for my landscaping business..... what do you think?
Hmm, the bushes in the front yard look scraggly, call that N-word scissor hands!
by Swamy swimwamlitts December 17, 2020
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