The smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are

Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.

Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.

Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

by Del0920 August 12, 2021

tits to the wind

Drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated

She can’t drive right now, she’s tits to the wind.

by Jendingo December 4, 2022

Tits on

In the event that something crazy happens or works out in your favor.

Kaleb: Snuck back in through the window tonight since mom was home. Have a good night man.

Hunter: Tits on!! See you tomorrow!

by Hunter_9119 September 4, 2020

chilly tits

chad. a moderation of a last name. real last name: chelebian

hey what's up chilly tits?

by SallyShit6969 October 14, 2015

Mungo tits

When a girls breasts are extremely large and perky

Me: Dude did u see the new girl at school today
You: you mean the short one with mungo tits
Me: yeah man those things are HUGE!

by Tide_manzz August 4, 2019

big tits

there small don’t sell yourself short it’s ok that your not a dd in victoria secret push up bras fuck off go to Walmart and get the training bras ! have a great night

i have bits tits . ? we’ll atleast i think i do i mean they look good in a training bra big tits are something that only some girls have you can get surgery for it but if you do your dumb

by sexynaqq😉😫 March 24, 2022

candle tits

Concave tits with a nipple akin to a candle wick.

Them candle tits are so hot, imma light them.

by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024