When a well endowed man wraps his long flaccid penis around his fist and punches his significant other with it.
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Get the dick candy mug.When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.
by cyberharpie September 20, 2016
Get the Dick Buttkiss mug.A "dick moment" is when a guy is a total jerk to his girlfriend or female friends. When he is insensitive and does not use his brian before he acts or speaks and hurts the feelings of others. Usually these moments occur when he is only thinking about himself.
Also a classic "dick moment" is when a GIRL breaks up with her boo. Boo doesnt handle it very well, since he is being dumped. What an ego blow that is!!! So he then goes around saying "she wasnt good enough anyways".
DUDE, she was good enough till she dumped your ass!!!! But then because you cant handle it like a mature man, you do the classic "dick moment"!! Make her look bad cause she dumped you.
There is also the above but he lets his friends say these things about the ex........BE A MAN!!!!!!!!!
Not thinking with your brain but instead your dick makes your decisions!!
DUDE, she was good enough till she dumped your ass!!!! But then because you cant handle it like a mature man, you do the classic "dick moment"!! Make her look bad cause she dumped you.
There is also the above but he lets his friends say these things about the ex........BE A MAN!!!!!!!!!
Not thinking with your brain but instead your dick makes your decisions!!
by alikittykat December 15, 2010
Get the dick moment mug.Instance of the phrase "click here", in which the letters "c" and "l" are placed with little or no space apart by the font, thereby forming a "d". Particularly fitting for pornographic pop-up adverts.
by eidako December 7, 2003
Get the dick here mug.Better word for deez nuts, usually the word 'mah' it is pronounced deep as fuck, the word 'dick' is pronounced as if you have a cracked voice.
Person 1: Ey man just got dees new phone from ma mamma.
Person 2: Mamma?
Person 1: Yea like my mom my momma
Person 2: MAH DICK
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Person 2: SUCC MAH DICK
Person 2: Mamma?
Person 1: Yea like my mom my momma
Person 2: MAH DICK
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Person 2: SUCC MAH DICK
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Get the Mah Dick mug.An alcoholic drink which contains a mix of one part UV Blue vodka, half part UV Cherry vodka, half grenadine and some Sprite. Mixes together to become purple. Like Barney the dinosaur's penis.
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