Bells Pricetag

When you have a large skintag on your bollocks

Slag: the guy i shagged last night had a Bells Pricetag, it was as if he had a third ball!

by Wee S July 20, 2024

The price of inaction

For you it's child murder. That's the price. I'm going to murder a- Hey let me know if the hallucination fix works- I'm going to murder a child. I'll find one. I'll get a gun. Won't even have to buy. I'll have a car within a year. You are trying to make my life something I will not allow it to be and I can defer my suffering to someone else at any time. Their life will be a tragedy because AND ONLY BECAUSE you tried to do it to me.

Hym "That is the price of inaction."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

bitch price

When you get a quote for goods or services that is ridiculously overpriced you clearly think they think you are a complete idiot, usually a woman, or otherwise newbie who otherwise doesn't understand the service offered

Are you kidding me $10,000 to put up a fence? Are you giving me the bitch price? This is so crazy who would pay this?

by Bklyn Pool Girl August 22, 2024

First principle

What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.

Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

froggy prices

When you live in Louisiana or Houston, TX, the swamplands of America, and call around for contractors for various needs, and get outrageous and pulled right out their behind prices for the same job in the same market and get low and highs that are 2x or 4x each other and the lows are still a rip off, like $2500 for replacing a 32ft sewer line when one offers to do the digging part as an investor ourselves and have the master plumber supervise the actual parts where the pipe that is trashed needs to be replaced.

Or anything else, fencing, grading, drainage, you name it and in this swampland you will get screwed with froggy prices.

Customer/investor: Hi contractor, quote me a 7" cedar fence
Contractor: $13000 (when the labor cost and material cost is covered under $5000, perhaps a lot lower)

Investor: Your swamp ass and your froggy prices. GTFO

by mynameisnotreallyimportantrn May 11, 2024

Norwegian Pincer

A Connect-4 move that involves 3 horizontal tokens in a row with two empty valid places next to the row of tokens. Since the other player cannot win, it serves as a signpost for loserville for the other player.

"Damn, he hit me with the Norwegian Pincer" - Other Player

by Jyenormous May 19, 2024

Greg Price

The name for someone who genuinely believes that sites like Urban Dictionary - sites which can be added to by literally anyone, and which would only be taken as factual by people who believe The Onion is factual - are unbiased and truthful.

Person 1: I'm absolutely not surprised he Greg Price'd that one.

Person 2: Right? Only clowns cite joke/satire sites as evidence!

by 2Pot Screama November 1, 2024